Dr Dhip Stacker dispels the rumors that several disgrunted ex-employees of Party Poker were spreading Poker Disorders through micorwave device.

      Dr Chip Stacker, recovering from a slight case of Congestive Card Failure himself, has dispelled all rumors described above.  Our staff, including Dr Sue Perhot, challenged ex Party Poker's disgrunted employees to a series of heads up Poker matches. 
      The Party Poker staff agree to be connected to Four Lear PharmaSUITicals PolyPokerGraph, a sophisticated instrument to determine brain wave functions during play.  The Four Leaf staff won 8 of the 10 heads up matches, and detected no abnormal brain signal waves from the subjects during play. One of the Four Leaf PharmaSUITical heads up losses is contributed to a total donkey play by the loose and overly aggressive Prof Iyegot Dahnutz, who called a paired board with just a King high.  "Why he felt he had to chase this down with what was apparently a dead hand is beyond us.  He does this sometimes, and plays like that are NOT attributed to any connection with these Poker Pandemic symptoms... it was just plain stupidity..... but he's like that sometimes" Dr Stacker responded.
      "While some individuals have been able to "fool" our PolyPokerGraph, we don't believe this to be case in this situation" Dr Stacker reports. "It's unlikely that microwaves play any role in the spread of these Poker Pandemic reports.  While our staff used the tin foil hat protection method during some, but not all of the matches, there was no apparent change in card action either way, indicating that microwaves are not the culprit here.   This still leaves us in the dark as to the causal relatioships of these mentally transmitted disorders.  We will continue to track down any leads we can get to see if we can further out understanding of these disorders".
       Dr Chip Stacker goes on to say..."We need the help of the Poker community to track down these Poker bankroll killers. We have issued a yellow alert condition regarding this and the Poker Police have been notified to be aware and report any suspicious activity.  If you are involved in suspicious hands or bad beats that fit the statistical anomaly guidelines we'd appreciate your posting them here, with as much detail as possible, We will track down the source and test the situation using the most advanced Poker Anomaly instrumentation available.  We can't be everywhere at once, so your input is crucial in catching and persecuting these Poker Pandemic Predators. Neighborhood Poker Watch groups are starting to spring up and we have several new leads to follow up on.  We can't have these type of unsavory individuals threatening the felt at Poker Games and Tournaments all over the world.  This is a sophisticated group of Poker Criminals and we want them off the felt, and back on the slot machines where they belong". 
       Anyone having any information leading to the arrest and persecution of these Poker Criminals will be personally thanked by Dr Sue Perhot.  She is every bit as good at thanking as she is at counting chips.

        Four Leaf PharmaSUITicals announced today that they have received unconfirmed reports that Party Poker's People may be involved in spreading these mentally transmitted Poker disorders through some sort of microwave device. As we say, these are UNCONFIRMED leads, and come from marginally reliable sources at another online Poker site.
      RDS was unavailable for comment as most recluses are, but the PR department at Four Leaf issued this statement:  
     "As soon as we heard we put Dr. Sue Perhot to work under Dr. Chip Stacker's guidance.  As soon as they are finished they will begin a thorough and complete investigation.  If necessary we will appoint a committee to oversee their work.  A committee has already been assembled to choose the committee members. I wouldn't get you tinfoil hats out just yet.  We have a feeling, considering the source, that self interest may play a role in the release of these rumors.  We will provide more information as soon as it's available.  In the meantime, we suggest you continue on with your MIHEATERZON treatments, and encourage other Poker Players to do the same"
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Recluse and poker refugee RDS himself of RDS Interplanetary LLC, holding company for Four Leaf PharmaSUITicals made a rare and personal announcement today that Dr. Sue Perhot, their most loved Research Scientist, will get a huge increase in pay bonus this year.  RDS says, and we quote:   "Dr. Sue Perhot is absolutely irreplacable at Four Leaf.  Working mostly under Dr. Chip Stacker, Dr Perhot is constantly bending over backwards to keep the entire staff at Four Leaf working hard and long.  She is lovingly responsible for our large increase this year and deserves to be rewarded. We are one of the few American Corporations to refuse Uncle Sams "corporate welfare" at the expense of the American taxpayer.  We are so proud of her and her many talents that has kept Four Leaf up and running good in the midst of this economic meltdown.   I only wish we had more like her".

One of Dr Sue Perhots primary functions at Four Leaf PharmaSUITicals is to count all the Chips.  "'No one can count chips like Dr. Perhot can", says RDS.  "She just has a way of doing it that very few possess.  This talent can not be taught, it is something she was born with, and with this bonus package we're giving her, all of us here at Four Leaf PharmaSUITicals hopes she comes to the same conclusion ".

"Let me just say in closing", RDS goes on, "that it's great to see an American Poker Company taking the bull by the horns in this very tight economic market.  Dr. Sue Perhot has taken these matters into her own hands.  All American Poker players should be proud and stand tall for her.  I know Dr. Chip Stacker and the rest of Four Leaf PharmaSUITicals certainly are".

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